Study Finds Time Spent In Gravetron Single Biggest Predictor Of Axial Myopia In Children
“Holy moley, this is crazy!!! I can feel my eyeballs stretching and I’m gonna puke” Lucas, age 6 , former hyperope.
A study has confirmed...
Thousands Dead After Optometrist Uses Doctor Title On A Business Card
Thousands are dead and many injured after a local optometrist used the title “Doctor” on a business card.
The man, who has a Doctorate of...
Breakthrough Compromise- Desantis Says Florida Optometrists Can Call Themselves Doctor, But Only On Tinder
In a last minute breakthrough, Florida Governor Desantis has made all parties happy by agreeing that despite optometrists losing the ability to call themselves...
Optometrist Who Likes To Ask Questions That Are Actually Statements Excited About Vision Expo
An optometrist, who is well known for asking boring questions that are purely intended to showcase his own knowledge and opinions, is really excited...
Practice Offers Free Delivery For A**Holes They Never Want To See Again
A practice has made the decision to generously offer free spectacle and contact lens shipping for assholes they never want to see again.
The idea...
Dry Eye Conference To Be Held At SeaWorld AquaTheatre
A new dry eye conference has been announced for later this year, to be held at the Seaworld Aquatheatre, home of the famous high...
Toaster At The Breakfast Buffet A Hit At Annual Conference
90% of delegates at this year’s Optometry Congress have rated the conveyor belt toaster at the breakfast buffet as ‘very good’ or ‘excellent’.
Many...
Popular Australian Sex Shop Enters Optometry Market
The popular Australian adult store, Chemist Warehouse, has entered the optometry market.
Known for depressing fluorescent lights and low priced vibrators, Chemist Warehouse has announced...
Optometrist In Coma After Reading Another Facebook Post About Aberrations
A young optometrist has had most of the life sucked out of him after reading yet another Facebook post by one of those weird...
