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Man Says The Glasses He Bought Three Years Ago and Has Worn Every Day Since Were Never Any Good
A man who has managed to wear his glasses for approximately 1000 days has advised his optometrist that they were never any good and...
Halloween Special: Crow’s Juicy Feast Thwarted By Dead Man’s Tough Scleral Lenses
A crow today finally met his match as he was unable to enjoy the deliciousness of a recently deceased man's vitreous on account of...
Ophthalmologist and Patient Officially Run Out Of Small Talk After 60th Intravitreal Injection
The silence was deafening in Consult Room 3 today, as a patient and doctor officially ran out of small talk after the patient's 60th...
Coincidence: Study Finds All Visual Fields Performed Just Before 5pm Are Good Enough To Just Repeat In 6 Months
Researchers today announced the shock finding that all visual field tests performed just before 5pm amazingly lead to no change in the patient's management....
Always Sad – Retina and Choroid Agree To Go Their Separate Ways
In a move that has shocked friends, today Retina and Choroid have announced they have decided to part ways after 25 years together.
Sources...
Patient With Really Sore Eye Is Only Available To See You After His Pilates Class at 4pm
Manchester - England. In a case straight from a practice triage instructional video, the staff at Visions Etc Manchester immediately went into emergency red...
Demodex and Staph Aureus Leaders Reach Historic Agreement On Lid Margin Territory Dispute
Brussels - Today marked an end to decades of agitation from both sides as Demodex and Staph Aureus leaders reached a historic agreement to...
Graphic Designer Cannot Believe His Own Brilliance Upon Developing An Eyecare Business Logo In The Style Of A Snellen Chart
Mathias Sleeman today cannot believe his own brilliance after developing a logo for a local optometry startup in the style of a Snellen chart.
CEO,...
Balding Optometrist Worried His Anterior Scotoma Is Getting Worse
It's 2am and local optometrist Keith Stephenson is having yet another soul crushing look in the mirror as he realises that his hairline is...
Optometry Practice Adds Fitting Rooms For Patients Who Prefer To Try On Frames Naked
Munich, Germany - Following extensive patient surveys, MoonVision GmbH today launched their new fitting rooms for patients who would prefer to try on their...
Optometrist In Coma After Reading Another Facebook Post About Aberrations
A young optometrist has had most of the life sucked out of him after reading yet another Facebook post by one of those weird...
Deez-Cases Launch First Ever Combined Spectacle and Contact Lens Case
Following a successful venture capital raising round, Deez-Cases have launched a combined spectacle and contact lens case set to disrupt the $1 billion per...
A Touching Gesture: Ophthalmologist Implants Ferrero Rocher Following Emergency Christmas Eneucleation
In a touching gesture, a horrific Christmas accident has been turned around by a local ophthalmologist who implanted a Ferrero Rocher following an emergency...
F*ck It. Contact Lenses Now Available In Buffets.
Seriously, why the f*ck not? I give up. Like if you agree.
Cronea.com would like to thank our special guest contributor, Dr 1800-KissMyBaseCurve for this...
Ophthalmologist Finally Gives Up Talking Shit About Optometrists
A local ophthalmologist has today finally given up talking shit about optometrists, ending a 40 year career of criticism and projection based purely on...
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Man Wants To Know If He Can Return His Father’s Barely Worn Frame
A local man, who was carrying an urn and a pile of ashes, has asked if he can return the frames his Father has...
Optometrist Keeps Having That Weird Experience Where He Finds Himself Refracting Naked
Local optometrist Dr Chad Chadwick keeps having that same weird experience where he finds himself refracting naked.
“It’s happened like 3 times this week. I...
Humble Profession Releases Their Annual *POWER* List
One of society’s most humble and open minded professions has demonstrated their humbleness with the release of their annual POWER list.
Whilst many of the...
