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Sales Rep Disappointed No-One Has Ever Asked What He’d Be Willing To Do To Sell An OCT
An ophthalmic sales rep today revealed that disappointingly he has never been asked what he would be willing to do to close the deal...
Facebook Finally Quarantines Server Hosting Picture of Viral Conjunctivitis
A sweaty and out of breath Mark Zuckerberg today held a media conference to advise that the company had finally located and quarantined the...
Coincidence: Study Finds All Visual Fields Performed Just Before 5pm Are Good Enough To Just Repeat In 6 Months
Researchers today announced the shock finding that all visual field tests performed just before 5pm amazingly lead to no change in the patient's management....
Man Says The Glasses He Bought Three Years Ago and Has Worn Every Day Since Were Never Any Good
A man who has managed to wear his glasses for approximately 1000 days has advised his optometrist that they were never any good and...
Survey Finds 98% Of Optometrists Would Be Interested In Joining A Heist To Steal iCare Tonometer Probes
A survey has found conclusive evidence that almost all optometrists would be interested in joining a heist to steal iCare tonometer probes.
The data shows...
New Juicy McNuggets Now Have 20% More Vitreous
McDonalds has announced their new and improved McNuggets now have 20% more delicious juicy vitreous.
“One thing our customers have come to expect from us,...
Specsavers Ads Voted As Funny By Men Wearing Bintang Singlets
“Haha, should have gone to Specsavers” is a phrase regarded as the height of comedy by a group of men who also think that...
Mixup Sees Ophthalmic Equipment Supplier Exhibit At Sexpo
A booking error today saw an ophthalmic equipment supplier accidentally set up and exhibit at the world's largest adult entertainment exhibition, Sexpo.
Bodily Instruments...
Joe Biden’s Cataracts Have Somehow Grown Back
The White House announced today that despite having already had IOL’s and YAG capsulotomies, somehow Joe Biden has developed grade 3 nuclear cataracts.
“The...
Australian Optometrist Staying At Home Has Already Been Bitten By Two Snakes and a Spider
An Australian optometrist who took the public health initiative to close his practice to minimise the spread of Coronavirus, has already been attacked by...
Study Finds Miyosmart and Stellest Achieve 70% Reduction In Orthok Industry
Myopia researchers have discovered that the launch of myopia control spectacles have successfully achieved a 70% reduction in the orthokeratology industry.
Lead researcher Professor...
White House Optometrist Thrown Out After Peacefully Recommending Transitions
Washington DC. A long standing White House optometrist today was tasered, arrested and escorted out of the "people's house" after peacefully recommending transitions.
Dr...
British Contact Lens Association Opens Up Membership To Non-Contact Lenses
In a bid to boost membership numbers, the highly esteemed British Contact Lens Association has decided to allow non-contact lenses to join.
Despite there...
Startup Offers Contact Lens Advent Calendars For Patients Who Love Ordering Random CL’s Without An Rx
A new startup has released contact lens advent calendars, featuring 24 different and exciting contact lenses patients can try in the lead up to...