In a last minute breakthrough, Florida Governor Desantis has made all parties happy by agreeing that despite optometrists losing the ability to call themselves doctors in the workplace, it will still be legal to use this title on Tinder.
Florida optometrists have reacted positively to the news. “Look, I’m 5 foot tall and my body is rounder than a fundus lens. But that doctor title, that gets results.”
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Optometrists have thanked the Governor and have preemptively offered their condolences for his future loss in the republican primaries.
