90% of delegates at this year’s Optometry Congress have rated the conveyor belt toaster at the breakfast buffet as ‘very good’ or ‘excellent’.
Many delegates travelled across the country to attend this year’s congress, and whilst the lectures were mostly okay, it really was the breakfast buffet toaster which made the trip worthwhile.
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“Yeah, you know the lectures were the typical same thing. Hyaluronic acid, sclerals, soft torics blah blah. Tell us something we don’t know. But that toaster, that sure was cool.”
Sadly the toaster was damaged on the final day of the congress, during a scuffle between delegates and Professor Nathan Egron who was accused of hogging the toaster whilst developing a toast grading scale for publication.
