A practice has made the decision to generously offer free spectacle and contact lens shipping for assholes they never want to see again.
The idea was born after local optician Pete Chadwick decided to try it on his least favourite asshole.
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“He took me up on the offer straight away. Then we programmed his cell phone number into our system to block, plus to top it off, we included a fake brochure for Warby Parker. He’s someone else’s problem now.”
At the time of writing, the plan had started to get out of hand with Pete Chadwick realizing that he in fact hates 99% of people.
“It’s costing me a packet but to be honest it’s worth it. Now I know why Jeff Bezos is so happy.”
