AOA and AAO Presidents Agree To Cage Fight At Vegas Octogon
The presidents of the American Optometric Association and The American Academy Of Ophthalmology have decided to settle this beef for good, and cage fight...
Ophthalmologist Finally Gives Up Talking Shit About Optometrists
A local ophthalmologist has today finally given up talking shit about optometrists, ending a 40 year career of criticism and projection based purely on...
Sexual Tension Between Optician And Frame Rep Becoming Unbearable
Staff at Vision Gainz California have reported being thoroughly grossed out by the simmering sexual tension between optician Barbara, and a frame rep Damien.
“It’s...
Local Engineer Nominates Himself For Optometrist Of The Year
A local engineer who figures he knows everything about optics and optometry, despite not being an optometrist, has nominated himself for Optometrist Of The...
Phew, Server Catastrophe Avoided! For Some Reason Jared Kushner Had A Copy Of All...
A disaster was narrowly avoided today as an optometry practice server crashed, nearly losing decades of patient records.
Thankfully, Jared Kushner had a copy for...
Optometrist Can’t Even Afford Enough Gas To Set Practice On Fire
A local optometrist today came to the realization that with these current gas prices he’s too broke to even burn his practice down.
“I guess...
Optometrist Keeps Manure In Exam Room To Encourage Patients To Cover Their Damn Noses
A desperate local optometrist today has decided to place a large steaming pile of horse manure in their exam room, in a bid to...
Practice Who Pride Themselves On Their Ethics Celebrate Annual Horse Whipping Event
Melbourne, Australia: The champagne was flowing today at Big Picture Optical Care as staff donned their fanciest headwear to celebrate the whipping of animals...
Practice Employs A Biographer For Patients Who Insist On Telling Their Entire Life Story
A local optometry practice has made the move to employ a biographer to document the life stories of patients who insist on sharing them....
Charities Ask Eye Doctors To Please Stop Discarding Old OCT’s In Clothing Bins
The National Association of Charities (NAC) today released a statement urgently asking optometrists and ophthalmologists to please stop trying to dump their old unsellable...
