Deez-Cases Launch First Ever Combined Spectacle and Contact Lens Case
Following a successful venture capital raising round, Deez-Cases have launched a combined spectacle and contact lens case set to disrupt the $1 billion per...
Pet Shop Owner Confused By Keratoconic Man’s Request To Buy a Pair of Mini-Squirrels
In what has been a first for pet shop owner Ishaan Patel, a keratoconic man today enquired about buying a pair of mini-squirrels.
At...
Medieval Hallucinogen May Slow Myopic Progression
The Journal of Obvious Medicine (JOM) today published a paper showing that, as any logical person would predict, the medieval trans-vaginal hallucinogen atropine may...
Patient Picks Wrong Time To Have an Angle Closure As Ophthalmologist Digs Into This...
There was never a good time for local man Des Hilton to have an angle closure, but certainly 12:45pm today was one of the...
“I Now Pronounce You Husband and Wife” Practitioner-Patient Relationship Officially Coverts From Creepy Tryst...
In what can only be described as a supernatural phenomenon, today Dr Sam Brody and his new wife/ongoing patient Libby Templeton, have forever been...
Pseudomonas Infects Cornea In Intricate Plan To Free Brother From Lab Petrie Dish
Determined to find a way to enter the lab where his brother is being held, a local pseudomonas bacterium today infected a cornea as...
“Could This Day Get Any Worse?” Thinks Ophthalmologist Just Before A Bird Shits On...
Just when Dr Laura Barrot of Toronto Eye Experts thought that today couldn't get any worse, a wayward bird has managed to defecate on...
Conference Spices Up As Optometrists Battle It Out In Annual Buff Bod Keynote
Las Vegas - USA. In what has become an annual must-see event, today saw the temperature heat up as the nation's most sculpted optometrists...
Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould
In a surprise to local contact lens specialist Teena Moore, the ghost of Patrick Swayze appeared today while she was taking an impression mould...
Demodex and Staph Aureus Leaders Reach Historic Agreement On Lid Margin Territory Dispute
Brussels - Today marked an end to decades of agitation from both sides as Demodex and Staph Aureus leaders reached a historic agreement to...
