5 Missing Contact Lens Company Executives Located After 1800-Contacts CEO’s Colonoscopy
A routine colonoscopy of the CEO of 1800-Contacts has today led to the location of 5 missing contact lens company executives.
The executives, who would...
Patient Who Is 25 Minutes Late For Appointment Somehow Thinks You’re Glad To See...
A local woman has proudly exclaimed “I made it!” as she casually strolled through the door at her local optometry practice, a mere 25...
OD’s On Finance Host Vision Expo Mass Wedding For Anyone Wanting To Get Married...
Vision Expo has kicked off with a bang as the prominent Facebook group, OD’s on Finance, held their inaugural “Mass Wedding For Tax Purposes”....
San Francisco Optometrist Places Balaclava On Exam Chair To Help Patients Feel More At...
Local optometrist, Dr Dwayne Sketer has today decided to place a balaclava over the headrest of his Topcon IS290 exam chair to help patients...
Red Light Therapy Study Authors Refute Claim Their Studies Are Dangerous
A group of researchers involved in the early red light therapy for myopia control studies have refuted claims that their methods were dangerous.
Much like...
God Announces New Humans Will Come With USB-C Instead of Optic Nerves
In a surprise upgrade, all humans from 2024 will have USB-C cables instead of optic nerves.
Glaucoma specialists have cautioned that this may not be...
Cronea Launches New Group “Professional Facebook Finance OD’s of Financial Facebook Finance”
Cronea has launched a new Facebook group, aimed to fill the obvious void of OD’s who want more financial knowledge but haven’t yet been...
Optom Who Also Owns an AirBnB Implements $300 Cleaning Fee Per Eye Exam
A local optometrist, who also owns an Air BnB, has tripled her profits by implementing a $300 cleaning fee at the end of the...
Protanope Splurges On New Brown Suit For Barbie Premiere
A local protanope has splurged on a new $500 brown suit to wear to the Barbie movie premiere.
The man is planning to attend the...
Ophthalmoscope Manufacturers Seemingly Unaware That A Rechargeable Toothbrush Can Somehow Be Sold For $20
Manufacturers of ophthalmoscopes have reassured their high spending clinics that there’s no way anyone could make and sell a rechargeable handle device which works...
