Optometry Franchisee Celebrates 10 Years of Living With His Parents

An optometrist who made the misguided decision to buy a franchised “store” has celebrated his 10th year of moving back in with his parents.

“They said it would be my own business but once I signed I realised I didn’t have any control over my stock, my prices or my marketing. I get 6% of nothing and I paid hundreds of thousands for the privilege.”

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The global corporate business, based in a tax haven somewhere has reassured the man that living with his parents isn’t all that bad and in fact is an easy way to have access to a couple of extra multifocal wearers.

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