Popular Australian Sex Shop Enters Optometry Market

The popular Australian adult store, Chemist Warehouse, has entered the optometry market.

Known for depressing fluorescent lights and low priced vibrators, Chemist Warehouse has announced they will soon roll out numerous optometry practices around the country.

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When asked about the new entrant to the market, a local man said he was relieved to hear that finally there will be somewhere to go for cheap glasses.

“Glasses in Australia are so expensive. Last time it cost me $199 for 18 pairs of glasses, so it’ll be great to finally have a cheap option.”

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