Thousands Dead After Optometrist Uses Doctor Title On A Business Card

Thousands are dead and many injured after a local optometrist used the title “Doctor” on a business card.

The man, who has a Doctorate of Optometry, recklessly destroyed the lives of thousands of innocent families.

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Authorities have offered their thoughts and prayers, which is code meaning that no meaningful change will occur as a result of this tragedy.

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