World Wakes To Hazy Aftermath Of Global Eyecare Debauchery As Date Passes 6/6/2020
In what would have been an otherwise mundane and uneventful year, eyecare practitioners have broken loose to celebrate the industry's official day, some two...
Optical Dispenser Insists On High Fiving Every Patient With PD of 69
"Bro, hit me five!" is the shout every other staff member and patient at Chad's Solid Eyes cringes when they hear. It is the...
Optometry Practice Adds Fitting Rooms For Patients Who Prefer To Try On Frames Naked
Munich, Germany - Following extensive patient surveys, MoonVision GmbH today launched their new fitting rooms for patients who would prefer to try on their...
Balding Optometrist Worried His Anterior Scotoma Is Getting Worse
It's 2am and local optometrist Keith Stephenson is having yet another soul crushing look in the mirror as he realises that his hairline is...
Graphic Designer Cannot Believe His Own Brilliance Upon Developing An Eyecare Business Logo In...
Mathias Sleeman today cannot believe his own brilliance after developing a logo for a local optometry startup in the style of a Snellen chart.
CEO,...
Demodex and Staph Aureus Leaders Reach Historic Agreement On Lid Margin Territory Dispute
Brussels - Today marked an end to decades of agitation from both sides as Demodex and Staph Aureus leaders reached a historic agreement to...
Patient With Really Sore Eye Is Only Available To See You After His Pilates...
Manchester - England. In a case straight from a practice triage instructional video, the staff at Visions Etc Manchester immediately went into emergency red...
1 in 2 Austrians Admit to Cleaning Their Contact Lenses In Almdudler
A new study has shockingly revealed that 1 in 2 Austrians admit to washing their contact lenses in the nation's favourite beverage - Almdudler....
Always Sad – Retina and Choroid Agree To Go Their Separate Ways
In a move that has shocked friends, today Retina and Choroid have announced they have decided to part ways after 25 years together.
Sources...
Coincidence: Study Finds All Visual Fields Performed Just Before 5pm Are Good Enough To...
Researchers today announced the shock finding that all visual field tests performed just before 5pm amazingly lead to no change in the patient's management....
