Vision Expo A Success After Almost No Optometrists Got So Drunk They Shat Their Bed

Organizers at this year’s Vision Expo were very impressed by the “relatively few” numbers of optometrists who defecated in their high thread count hotel quality bed sheets at this year’s convention.

“It was almost single digits, a really great outcome “ remarked head of housekeeping.

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Dr Chad Chadwick of Chad’s Solid Eyes told our reporters “I’m not surprized at all. It’s really becoming frowned upon to drink so much at these events that you later on wake up covered in Coopervision pens and your own faeces. Not like when I was young. That was the norm.”

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