Man Wants To Know If He Can Return His Father’s Barely Worn Frame
A local man, who was carrying an urn and a pile of ashes, has asked if he can return the frames his Father has...
Optometrist Keeps Having That Weird Experience Where He Finds Himself Refracting Naked
Local optometrist Dr Chad Chadwick keeps having that same weird experience where he finds himself refracting naked.
“It’s happened like 3 times this week. I...
Humble Profession Releases Their Annual *POWER* List
One of society’s most humble and open minded professions has demonstrated their humbleness with the release of their annual POWER list.
Whilst many of the...
Patient Who Is Never Happy With Anything Just Keeps Coming Back Every Year
The staff at Vision Gainz continue to be puzzled by the fact that a local man, who is never happy with anything they do,...
Optometrist Terrible At Remembering Names, Except The Hot Ones
An optometrist who is usually terrible at remembering names, somehow seems to have a real knack for remembering the names of the hot ones.
This...
Man Says The Glasses He Bought Three Years Ago and Has Worn Every Day...
A man who has managed to wear his glasses for approximately 1000 days has advised his optometrist that they were never any good and...
New Juicy McNuggets Now Have 20% More Vitreous
McDonalds has announced their new and improved McNuggets now have 20% more delicious juicy vitreous.
“One thing our customers have come to expect from us,...
Vision Expo A Success After Almost No Optometrists Got So Drunk They Shat Their...
Organizers at this year’s Vision Expo were very impressed by the “relatively few” numbers of optometrists who defecated in their high thread count hotel...
Optometry Franchisee Celebrates 10 Years of Living With His Parents
An optometrist who made the misguided decision to buy a franchised “store” has celebrated his 10th year of moving back in with his parents.
“They...
Sales Rep Disappointed No-One Has Ever Asked What He’d Be Willing To Do To...
An ophthalmic sales rep today revealed that disappointingly he has never been asked what he would be willing to do to close the deal...
