A routine colonoscopy of the CEO of 1800-Contacts has today led to the location of 5 missing contact lens company executives.
The executives, who would prefer not to be named, however frankly could be from any well know contact lens company who willingly sell their lenses to an entity with questionable regard for patient care, were unfazed by their discovery.
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“Sure it’s good for our families to know where we are now, but honestly, we’d stay there if we could. Those guys move quite a few units”.
