In a surprise upgrade, all humans from 2024 will have USB-C cables instead of optic nerves.
Glaucoma specialists have cautioned that this may not be the panacea people are touting.
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“We’ve all bought a dodgy cable on eBay and before you knew it, burnt your house down. Let’s wait and see what kind of sheath these things have before we get carried away.”
