Practice Will Sell You A NFT Of Your Retina For Just $600
An optometry practice has found a way to bypass any resistance to paying for retina photos by rebranding them as super unique NFT’s.
The retina...
Trendy Ophthalmologists Name Their Child Pseudomonas
A couple of cool ophthalmologists today welcomed to the world Miss Pseudomonas Greenberg.
The couple’s circle of friends, 99% of whom are also ophthalmologists, were...
Sales Of New Balance Sneakers Spike As Optometrists Return To In-Person Conferences
New Balance reported strong quarterly results today, driven by a spike in demand by optometrists returning to in-person conferences.
The classic white New Balance sneaker...
Disgusted Optometrist Busts Husband Buying Contact Lenses Online
In what will be another test to their marriage, a local optometrist today caught her perverted husband in the act of buying contact lenses...
Explosive: Michael Cohen Claims Trump Showed Contempt Towards His Optometrist
Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen has made staggering claims today regarding his former boss's contemptuous behaviour towards his optometrist.
In Cohen's new book titled...
Tucker Carlson Says He Is Constitutionally Allowed To Pee On Your Visual Field Machine
Ophthalmic technicians today were unsuccessful at stopping local man Tucker Carlson from peeing all over their Humphrey HFA visual field machine. #notsponsored
Multiple staff members...
Startup Offers Contact Lens Advent Calendars For Patients Who Love Ordering Random CL’s Without...
A new startup has released contact lens advent calendars, featuring 24 different and exciting contact lenses patients can try in the lead up to...
Specsavers Ads Voted As Funny By Men Wearing Bintang Singlets
“Haha, should have gone to Specsavers” is a phrase regarded as the height of comedy by a group of men who also think that...
Lewis Hamilton Summoned To Optometrists After Rear-Ending Max Verstappen At Low Speed
The greatest Formula 1 driver in history , Lewis Hamilton, has been summoned to the FIA’s Optometrists after somehow rear-ending championship rival Max Verstappen...
Nation’s Children Announce They Know The Stickers Given At The End Of Eye Tests...
In a press conference hosted outside Chuck E Cheese today, the nation's children broke the news that they are completely aware that the stickers...
