The greatest Formula 1 driver in history , Lewis Hamilton, has been summoned to the FIA’s Optometrists after somehow rear-ending championship rival Max Verstappen at low speed.
Following the incident, Hamilton released the a statement outlining the optometrist’s findings.
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“I didn’t know I was minus 3 man. I just didn’t know. I hope I get my specs before Abu Dhabi.”
Upon hearing the news of Lewis Hamilton’s myopia, Red Bull Formula 1 team boss Christian Horner told interviewers that if Hamilton is -3.00 then Verstappen is twice as good at -6.00.
