New Balance reported strong quarterly results today, driven by a spike in demand by optometrists returning to in-person conferences.
The classic white New Balance sneaker is a well known favourite of optometry doctors, and provides the perfect amount of arch support during long days spent attempting to eat a plate of food whilst standing, and politely nodding while contact lens company executives lie to your face.
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Dr Chad Chadwick, who is also holds shares in New Balance told our reporters “The white New Balance sneaker is the perfect conference shoe. They pair well with baggy jeans, and also the wide toe provides excellent stability for any optometrist whom becomes tipsy at the conference welcome soirée”.
