Startup Offers Contact Lens Advent Calendars For Patients Who Love Ordering Random CL’s Without An Rx

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A new startup has released contact lens advent calendars, featuring 24 different and exciting contact lenses patients can try in the lead up to Christmas.

Each date on the calendar contains a mystery contact lens and promises to bring fun and excitement back to microbial keratitis.

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Founder Jasmine C Boon told our reporters “Everyone loves ordering random contact lenses online without a valid prescription, and you know what, contact lens companies are more than happy to supply them. So we thought why not take 24 random contact lenses, stick them in a big flat box, and charge less than what it costs an optometrist to feed their family for a day”.

As a launch promotion, customers can use promo code “PSEUDOMONAS” to receive a free bottle of tobramycin.

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