Man Says The Glasses He Bought Three Years Ago and Has Worn Every Day...
A man who has managed to wear his glasses for approximately 1000 days has advised his optometrist that they were never any good and...
New Juicy McNuggets Now Have 20% More Vitreous
McDonalds has announced their new and improved McNuggets now have 20% more delicious juicy vitreous.
“One thing our customers have come to expect from us,...
Specsavers Ads Voted As Funny By Men Wearing Bintang Singlets
“Haha, should have gone to Specsavers” is a phrase regarded as the height of comedy by a group of men who also think that...
Vision Expo A Success After Almost No Optometrists Got So Drunk They Shat Their...
Organizers at this year’s Vision Expo were very impressed by the “relatively few” numbers of optometrists who defecated in their high thread count hotel...
Optometry Franchisee Celebrates 10 Years of Living With His Parents
An optometrist who made the misguided decision to buy a franchised “store” has celebrated his 10th year of moving back in with his parents.
“They...
Sales Rep Disappointed No-One Has Ever Asked What He’d Be Willing To Do To...
An ophthalmic sales rep today revealed that disappointingly he has never been asked what he would be willing to do to close the deal...
Survey Finds 98% Of Optometrists Would Be Interested In Joining A Heist To Steal...
A survey has found conclusive evidence that almost all optometrists would be interested in joining a heist to steal iCare tonometer probes.
The data shows...
Oprah Includes Kanski’s Clinical Ophthalmology In This Year’s Favorite Book List
Oprah has revealed that Kanski’s Clinical Ophthalmology book kept her riveted during long winter days in the Hamptons.
“You must read this book. It completely...
A Touching Gesture: Ophthalmologist Implants Ferrero Rocher Following Emergency Christmas Eneucleation
In a touching gesture, a horrific Christmas accident has been turned around by a local ophthalmologist who implanted a Ferrero Rocher following an emergency...
Inflation Bites As Optometrists Struggle To Maintain 1000% Markups
Optometrists around the country are feeling the pinch as inflation sets in, with many struggling to even maintain a humble 1000% margin on single...
