A Touching Gesture: Ophthalmologist Implants Ferrero Rocher Following Emergency Christmas Eneucleation

In a touching gesture, a horrific Christmas accident has been turned around by a local ophthalmologist who implanted a Ferrero Rocher following an emergency eneucleation.

Dr Sienna Teeto was called in by hospital staff to perform an emergency eneucleation on Christmas day following a terrible accident where local man, Joe Tella was sling-shotted in the eye with an olive at close range by his rascal nephew Billy-Chet-Jaxson.

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“I was horrified to find myself in the hospital on Christmas day . But when I woke up with a Ferrero Rocher for an eye, everything was good again. It’s a Christmas miracle.

Disney