A survey has found conclusive evidence that almost all optometrists would be interested in joining a heist to steal iCare tonometer probes.
The data shows that eye doctors globally are so frustrated by the high cost of these tiny toothpicks, and so bored with their lives, that they would happily put on a balaclava and cram into the back of a suspicious black van with their colleagues before abseiling down from a ceiling somewhere to take even half a box of these precious and overpriced filaments.
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“To be honest, this would easily be the most exciting thing I’ve ever done in my career.” Dr Chad Chadwick, who is totally down with the idea of a heist.
Dr Leroy Maverick, founder of CRONEA has offered to coordinate the heist, on behalf of the frustrated profession.
To join the heist, just comment “heist me up baby” on CRONEA Facebook or Instagram
