Utah Man Says He’ll Have To Come Back With Wives To Choose A Frame
In what is bound to become the longest spectacle dispense in history, a local Utah man today has advised he'll have to come back...
Study Finds 31% Of Australian Optometrists Are Burned Out; Shareholders Say Still Room For...
An alarming study has been published showing that 31% of Australian Optometrists have moderate to severe psychological distress, with retail pressures and decreasing focus...
Stoned Opticians Wonder Where Does The Blue Light Actually Go?
20th April: A group of local opticians today have blown their own minds by wondering where the blue light actually goes when patients wear...
Man Meets Soulmate, Gets Married and Celebrates Birth of First Child While Waiting In...
In what has been quite a memorable trip to the eye doctor, local man Ted Manfred today met his soulmate, was married and celebrated...
“I Now Pronounce You Husband and Wife” Practitioner-Patient Relationship Officially Coverts From Creepy Tryst...
In what can only be described as a supernatural phenomenon, today Dr Sam Brody and his new wife/ongoing patient Libby Templeton, have forever been...
Senior Researcher Finds Relationship Between Himself and 21 Year Old Research Assistant
A senior researcher has sent a faculty wide email today proudly announcing that after a long career, he has finally proven a relationship between...
Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould
In a surprise to local contact lens specialist Teena Moore, the ghost of Patrick Swayze appeared today while she was taking an impression mould...
Woman With Trump Shaped Choroidal Naevus Assures Eye Doctor She Really Is A Good...
For local woman Clare McInsey, her annual eye test is a day she most certainly dreads, as she yet again has to reassure her...
Subway Thanks Nation’s Optometrists By Offering To Sanitize Tried-On Frames In Sandwich Toasters
In a press conference today, SubwayTM announced they will now offer to sanitize the tried-on frames of optometry practices nation-wide, as a thank you...
Dedicated Optical Dispenser Tattoos Ruler On Index Finger
Local optical dispenser Joe Templeton has shown his dedication by tattooing a handy ruler onto his index finger.
Joe is now the go-to man...
