In a press conference today, SubwayTM announced they will now offer to sanitize the tried-on frames of optometry practices nation-wide, as a thank you for the profession’s service during Covid.
The Centre For Disease Control has rated the Subway sandwich toaster as a medical-grade sterilization device due to its high temperatures, and dense salty funk. Optometrists will be eligible to sterilize up to 20 frames per day, however will be required to pay $3 if any frames have avocado on them.
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Local optometrist, Dwayne Carlisle told our reporters “I love Subway. I eat it three times a day. So to be able to take all of my tried-on frames down to be sterilized while I wait for my seafood sub to be ladeled with oily goo, is a dream come true”.
