Man Meets Soulmate, Gets Married and Celebrates Birth of First Child While Waiting In Ophthalmologist’s Waiting Room

The couple named their baby after Dr Teeto's receptionist, Barbara

In what has been quite a memorable trip to the eye doctor, local man Ted Manfred today met his soulmate, was married and celebrated the birth of his first child, all while waiting in his ophthalmologist’s waiting room.

Manfred noted “I wasn’t really expecting such a long wait. But having said that, it all turned out fine in the end as I managed to fill in the time by celebrating most of my life’s major milestones while I was waiting for Dr Teeto.”

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Ophthalmologist Dr Sienna Teeto acknowledged that whilst she often runs a little late, today’s wait was indeed longer than usual on account of her lunch-time tortellini being particularly enjoyable. She offered Ted her congratulations and apologised that after waiting for so long, he was ultimately informed that he would need to reschedule.

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