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From Margaret’s passive aggressive phone manner to Dr Teeto’s useless boyfriend, our reporters are there on the ground in every single eye clinic on earth to document the happenings for future generations to judge and ridicule.

New OCT Automatically Cancels Doctor’s Dinner Plans When a Macula Off Detachment Is Detected

Excited doctors today crowded into Copenhagen's Bella Center for the launch of the newest generation of ultra sophisticated OCT imaging devices, including the first...

Subway Thanks Nation’s Optometrists By Offering To Sanitize Tried-On Frames In Sandwich Toasters

In a press conference today, SubwayTM announced they will now offer to sanitize the tried-on frames of optometry practices nation-wide, as a thank you...

AOA and AAO Presidents Agree To Cage Fight At Vegas Octogon

The presidents of the American Optometric Association and The American Academy Of Ophthalmology have decided to settle this beef for good, and cage fight...

Graphic Designer Cannot Believe His Own Brilliance Upon Developing An Eyecare Business Logo In...

Mathias Sleeman today cannot believe his own brilliance after developing a logo for a local optometry startup in the style of a Snellen chart. CEO,...

Woman With Trump Shaped Choroidal Naevus Assures Eye Doctor She Really Is A Good...

For local woman Clare McInsey, her annual eye test is a day she most certainly dreads, as she yet again has to reassure her...

Desperate Optometrist Will IPL Anything For $20

A heavily indebted optometrist today came to the realisation that frankly, he'd be willing to apply Intense Pulsed Light anything for $20. Struggling to...

6 Signs Your Equipment Repair Is Really Going To Cost You

As the use of sophisticated diagnostic equipment becomes more commonplace in eye care, those out-of-warranty repair costs can really cause practice owners a lot...

Conference Lecturer Vomiting Nervously Into Toilet Is Honoured To Be Invited To Present Her...

As this morning's breakfast re-emerged from the stomach of Dr Nina Lopez, the young researcher could not help but feel honoured by the invitation...

Deez-Cases Launch First Ever Combined Spectacle and Contact Lens Case

Following a successful venture capital raising round, Deez-Cases have launched a combined spectacle and contact lens case set to disrupt the $1 billion per...

Optometry Practice Adds Fitting Rooms For Patients Who Prefer To Try On Frames Naked

Munich, Germany - Following extensive patient surveys, MoonVision GmbH today launched their new fitting rooms for patients who would prefer to try on their...
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