6 Signs Your Equipment Repair Is Really Going To Cost You
As the use of sophisticated diagnostic equipment becomes more commonplace in eye care, those out-of-warranty repair costs can really cause practice owners a lot...
Private Equity Info Night Sells Out
A seminar espousing the benefits of selling your practice to a private equity fund has completely sold out.
Selling out in record time, the sold...
Recently Graduated Ophthalmologist Struggling As He Spends 90% Of Salary On Suit Hire
A graduate ophthalmologist of highly privileged upbringing is struggling to work out how to afford to live, now that he is finally expected to...
Conference Lecturer Vomiting Nervously Into Toilet Is Honoured To Be Invited To Present Her...
As this morning's breakfast re-emerged from the stomach of Dr Nina Lopez, the young researcher could not help but feel honoured by the invitation...
Desperate Optometrist Will IPL Anything For $20
A heavily indebted optometrist today came to the realisation that frankly, he'd be willing to apply Intense Pulsed Light anything for $20.
Struggling to...
Study Shows That Most Eye Doctor’s Spines Follow a Fibonacci Curve
A new study has shed light on the effects of years of slit lamp use on the spines of eye doctors.
Known in mathematics...
Discount Optometry Chain Celebrates 100th Optometrist Leaving To Study Medicine
The champagne was flowing today as a large discount optical chain celebrated their 100th optometrist leaving to study medicine.
Staff were treated to dinner...
Ophthalmologist Impressed By All-You-Can-Eat Buffet in Corner of New Operating Theatre
An ophthalmologist today has reported that he is quite impressed by the size and offerings of the all-you-can-eat buffet situated in the corner of...
Gas, Grass or Ass – Nation’s Optometrists Commence Annual Pilgrimage To Vision Expo
One by one the nation's optometrists have flipped the closed signs on their practice doors, grabbed their tie-dye shirts and piled into vans all...
Mixup Sees Ophthalmic Equipment Supplier Exhibit At Sexpo
A booking error today saw an ophthalmic equipment supplier accidentally set up and exhibit at the world's largest adult entertainment exhibition, Sexpo.
Bodily Instruments...
