Local optical dispenser Joe Templeton has shown his dedication by tattooing a handy ruler onto his index finger.
Joe is now the go-to man for all PD’s and seg height measurements and so far the feedback from patients has been extremely positive.
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When asked about his tattoo, Joe said “It’s great. Now I’m never stuck looking for a PD ruler and patients love it. And how crazy is this – I ran into a guy at a party the other day who had the exact same tattoo. I went over to him and said hey as I thought he must’ve also been a dispenser. Turns out he was actually a proctologist, but still a nice guy to chat to”.
Templeton went on “I don’t know why I hadn’t thought of this earlier. I just love being an optical dispenser and this tattoo is sure going to be handy for the rest of my long career”.
At the time of going to print, Templeton had just been informed that he and 200 other staff of his optical group had been made redundant due to an insurance company takeover. Templeton was last seen applying for proctology assistant positions.
