5 Ways to Respond When a Patient’s Child Calls You Mummy
Let's face it, we've all been there and yet universities spend very little time preparing healthcare professionals for that inevitable moment when a patient's...
Patient Picks Wrong Time To Have an Angle Closure As Ophthalmologist Digs Into This...
There was never a good time for local man Des Hilton to have an angle closure, but certainly 12:45pm today was one of the...
“I Now Pronounce You Husband and Wife” Practitioner-Patient Relationship Officially Coverts From Creepy Tryst...
In what can only be described as a supernatural phenomenon, today Dr Sam Brody and his new wife/ongoing patient Libby Templeton, have forever been...
“Could This Day Get Any Worse?” Thinks Ophthalmologist Just Before A Bird Shits On...
Just when Dr Laura Barrot of Toronto Eye Experts thought that today couldn't get any worse, a wayward bird has managed to defecate on...
After 40 Years, Retiring Ophthalmologist Still Remembered By Colleagues For His Epic Flatulence As...
As the speeches at Dr Frank Lowan's retirement party drew to a close today, it became apparent that despite 40 years of tireless service...
Charities Ask Eye Doctors To Please Stop Discarding Old OCT’s In Clothing Bins
The National Association of Charities (NAC) today released a statement urgently asking optometrists and ophthalmologists to please stop trying to dump their old unsellable...
Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould
In a surprise to local contact lens specialist Teena Moore, the ghost of Patrick Swayze appeared today while she was taking an impression mould...
Man Meets Soulmate, Gets Married and Celebrates Birth of First Child While Waiting In...
In what has been quite a memorable trip to the eye doctor, local man Ted Manfred today met his soulmate, was married and celebrated...
Vindictive Eye Doctor Insists On Talking Tough To Bacteria Before He Kills Them
"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum".
Clinic HR managers are not quite sure how to handle...
Balding Optometrist Worried His Anterior Scotoma Is Getting Worse
It's 2am and local optometrist Keith Stephenson is having yet another soul crushing look in the mirror as he realises that his hairline is...
