Optom Who Also Owns an AirBnB Implements $300 Cleaning Fee Per Eye Exam
A local optometrist, who also owns an Air BnB, has tripled her profits by implementing a $300 cleaning fee at the end of the...
Protanope Splurges On New Brown Suit For Barbie Premiere
A local protanope has splurged on a new $500 brown suit to wear to the Barbie movie premiere.
The man is planning to attend the...
Ophthalmoscope Manufacturers Seemingly Unaware That A Rechargeable Toothbrush Can Somehow Be Sold For $20
Manufacturers of ophthalmoscopes have reassured their high spending clinics that there’s no way anyone could make and sell a rechargeable handle device which works...
Study Finds Time Spent In Gravetron Single Biggest Predictor Of Axial Myopia In Children
“Holy moley, this is crazy!!! I can feel my eyeballs stretching and I’m gonna puke” Lucas, age 6 , former hyperope.
A study has confirmed...
Thousands Dead After Optometrist Uses Doctor Title On A Business Card
Thousands are dead and many injured after a local optometrist used the title “Doctor” on a business card.
The man, who has a Doctorate of...
Breakthrough Compromise- Desantis Says Florida Optometrists Can Call Themselves Doctor, But Only On Tinder
In a last minute breakthrough, Florida Governor Desantis has made all parties happy by agreeing that despite optometrists losing the ability to call themselves...
Optometrist Who Likes To Ask Questions That Are Actually Statements Excited About Vision Expo
An optometrist, who is well known for asking boring questions that are purely intended to showcase his own knowledge and opinions, is really excited...
Practice Offers Free Delivery For A**Holes They Never Want To See Again
A practice has made the decision to generously offer free spectacle and contact lens shipping for assholes they never want to see again.
The idea...
Dry Eye Conference To Be Held At SeaWorld AquaTheatre
A new dry eye conference has been announced for later this year, to be held at the Seaworld Aquatheatre, home of the famous high...
