In what would have been an otherwise mundane and uneventful year, eyecare practitioners have broken loose to celebrate the industry’s official day, some two thousand years in the making, with a huge and debaucherous party spanning multiple continents.
Economists have reported that liquor stores experienced a massive spike in sales around that period and the federal reserve has announced that 6/6/2020 related spending on adult shop supplies has single handedly turned around the global recession.
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Authorities have issued a warning to patients requiring eyecare to be prepared for a shortage of sober eye care practitioners in the weeks following the event.
Custom contact lens manufacturers have indicated that they will be using this unproductive opportunity in order to service their lathes however disposable lens manufacturers do not expect any changes in their usual demand, given most patients seem to buy their lenses online without a valid prescription thus bypassing any level of eyecare anyway.
Cronea recorded unprecedented ratings on the day while providing 24/7 rolling coverage of celebrations worldwide, beginning with the Volcanic 6/6/2020 Rave in New Zealand’s Napier, and travelling west until ending at Hawaii’s famous eyecare industry naked sunrise party where prophylactic doxycycline was recommended.
