Person With Blue-Blocking Lenses Really Underwhelmed By The Maldives
To say that local woman Carol Manning was very disappointed with the Maldives would be an understatement.
Manning, 62 of Bristol had saved for...
After 40 Years, Retiring Ophthalmologist Still Remembered By Colleagues For His Epic Flatulence As...
As the speeches at Dr Frank Lowan's retirement party drew to a close today, it became apparent that despite 40 years of tireless service...
Researchers Warn That Being Made To Wear A Mask May Cause Swelling Of The...
In the midst of a global pandemic with a death toll in the hundreds of thousands, researchers today revealed that mandatory face masks may...
Contact Lens Industry Announces Uniform Move From Base Curve To Cup Size
In a heated and at times emotional meeting today, the Baseline Unit of Standards in Technology (BUST) group reached an agreement to officially change...
Company CEO Apologises For Whitening Strip and Fluorescein Strip Mixup
Stripco Pty Ltd has issued a company statement apologising for a recent mixup which saw its customers receive fluorescein strips instead of whitening strips.
Company...
“Know Any Good Chinese Restaurants?” Asks Local Idiot To His Optometrist Of Korean Descent
In what has been the third racially insensitive remark which 23 year old optometrist Sally Kim has endured today, a local buffoon has felt...
Chanel Releases Consult Room No. 5
Paris, France - In a bold move today, the Parisian fashion house and parfumerie founded by Coco Chanel released a new fragrance based entirely...
Patient Trapped Inside Eye Clinic During COVID Shut Down Actually Having A Pretty Good...
A patient trapped inside an eye clinic during the coronavirus shut-down has admitted that he has actually had a pretty good 3 weeks.
Leonard...
Pet Shop Owner Confused By Keratoconic Man’s Request To Buy a Pair of Mini-Squirrels
In what has been a first for pet shop owner Ishaan Patel, a keratoconic man today enquired about buying a pair of mini-squirrels.
At...
Patient Picks Wrong Time To Have an Angle Closure As Ophthalmologist Digs Into This...
There was never a good time for local man Des Hilton to have an angle closure, but certainly 12:45pm today was one of the...
