Local Woman Only Wants A Wealthy Man With A +2.50 Add
After having her precious time wasted by men with little or no levels of serious presbyopia, a local woman today has updated her Tinder...
Retiring Optical Dispenser Sheds a Tear As He Licks a Patient’s Frame For The...
Ending a remarkable career in Optical Dispensing, today saw the final day on the tiny tools for Winston Turnbull.
Turnbull, 72, has spent his entire...
Pseudomonas Infects Cornea In Intricate Plan To Free Brother From Lab Petrie Dish
Determined to find a way to enter the lab where his brother is being held, a local pseudomonas bacterium today infected a cornea as...
Explosive: Michael Cohen Claims Trump Showed Contempt Towards His Optometrist
Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen has made staggering claims today regarding his former boss's contemptuous behaviour towards his optometrist.
In Cohen's new book titled...
Scientists Shocked By Statue Of David’s Astigmatism Discovery
Florence, Italy - Eye experts today announced that they have discovered that the famous Michaelangelo artwork, the statue of David, has approximately 3 dioptres...
Peace Plan: U.N Air Drops Receptionists Into War-zone So Troops Have Someone To Take...
In an attempt to bring about peace in an increasingly bloody conflict, the United Nations today decided to air-drop thousands of receptionists into the...
“Could This Day Get Any Worse?” Thinks Ophthalmologist Just Before A Bird Shits On...
Just when Dr Laura Barrot of Toronto Eye Experts thought that today couldn't get any worse, a wayward bird has managed to defecate on...
Conference Spices Up As Optometrists Battle It Out In Annual Buff Bod Keynote
Las Vegas - USA. In what has become an annual must-see event, today saw the temperature heat up as the nation's most sculpted optometrists...
Bowl Of Mentos At Conference Centre Wins Award For Commitment To Education
A bowl of Mentos at the local convention centre has been recognised by its peers for commitment to education in a touching awards ceremony....
Vindictive Eye Doctor Insists On Talking Tough To Bacteria Before He Kills Them
"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum".
Clinic HR managers are not quite sure how to handle...
