“There Must Be A Shortage Of Optometrists” Claims Company No-One Wants To Work For
The CEO of a large optometry chain today has confidently proclaimed that there must be a shortage of optometrists, despite the fact that in...
Local Woman Only Wants A Wealthy Man With A +2.50 Add
After having her precious time wasted by men with little or no levels of serious presbyopia, a local woman today has updated her Tinder...
Biden Says Plummeting Value Of Soft Contact Lenses Will Save USA From Hyper-Inflation
A calm and reassuring Joe Biden today told reporters that the plummeting value of soft contact lenses will be the thing that saves America...
