Company CEO Apologises For Whitening Strip and Fluorescein Strip Mixup
Stripco Pty Ltd has issued a company statement apologising for a recent mixup which saw its customers receive fluorescein strips instead of whitening strips.
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Patient With Really Sore Eye Is Only Available To See You After His Pilates...
Manchester - England. In a case straight from a practice triage instructional video, the staff at Visions Etc Manchester immediately went into emergency red...
Coincidence: Study Finds All Visual Fields Performed Just Before 5pm Are Good Enough To...
Researchers today announced the shock finding that all visual field tests performed just before 5pm amazingly lead to no change in the patient's management....
Gas, Grass or Ass – Nation’s Optometrists Commence Annual Pilgrimage To Vision Expo
One by one the nation's optometrists have flipped the closed signs on their practice doors, grabbed their tie-dye shirts and piled into vans all...
Optometrist With Freshly Styled Bouffant Probably Ain’t Doing Any B.I.O Today
In a word of warning to patients of Retro Eyes Dublin, resident optometrist Penny O'Reilly's hair is looking so splendid today that there is...
New OCT Automatically Cancels Doctor’s Dinner Plans When a Macula Off Detachment Is Detected
Excited doctors today crowded into Copenhagen's Bella Center for the launch of the newest generation of ultra sophisticated OCT imaging devices, including the first...
Peace Plan: U.N Air Drops Receptionists Into War-zone So Troops Have Someone To Take...
In an attempt to bring about peace in an increasingly bloody conflict, the United Nations today decided to air-drop thousands of receptionists into the...
Optometry Practice Adds Fitting Rooms For Patients Who Prefer To Try On Frames Naked
Munich, Germany - Following extensive patient surveys, MoonVision GmbH today launched their new fitting rooms for patients who would prefer to try on their...
Optical Dispenser Insists On High Fiving Every Patient With PD of 69
"Bro, hit me five!" is the shout every other staff member and patient at Chad's Solid Eyes cringes when they hear. It is the...
1 in 2 Austrians Admit to Cleaning Their Contact Lenses In Almdudler
A new study has shockingly revealed that 1 in 2 Austrians admit to washing their contact lenses in the nation's favourite beverage - Almdudler....
