Unhappy Man Says Broken Glasses Are Barely Even 12 Years Old
A local man has taken his frustration out on the staff at Vision Gainz California today after a pair of glasses he purchased barely...
7 Signs Your Optometrist Is Living In Their Car
If you think that the life of an optometrist is all about golf, business class airfares and creamy banana splits for dessert on a...
Patient Picks Wrong Time To Have an Angle Closure As Ophthalmologist Digs Into This...
There was never a good time for local man Des Hilton to have an angle closure, but certainly 12:45pm today was one of the...
Study Shows That Most Eye Doctor’s Spines Follow a Fibonacci Curve
A new study has shed light on the effects of years of slit lamp use on the spines of eye doctors.
Known in mathematics...
Gas, Grass or Ass – Nation’s Optometrists Commence Annual Pilgrimage To Vision Expo
One by one the nation's optometrists have flipped the closed signs on their practice doors, grabbed their tie-dye shirts and piled into vans all...
Local Engineer Nominates Himself For Optometrist Of The Year
A local engineer who figures he knows everything about optics and optometry, despite not being an optometrist, has nominated himself for Optometrist Of The...
“Know Any Good Chinese Restaurants?” Asks Local Idiot To His Optometrist Of Korean Descent
In what has been the third racially insensitive remark which 23 year old optometrist Sally Kim has endured today, a local buffoon has felt...
Optometry Student Working In Pizza Restaurant Has No Idea This Will Be Life’s Most...
A 22 year old optometry student working at a local pizza store is completely oblivious to the fact that his job satisfaction is all...
Stand-off Intensifies As Optometrist Refuses To Give Kidnappers Their PD
In a developing situation an optometrist is still refusing to give his kidnappers their pupillary distance measurements despite being held against his will for...
Discount Optometry Chain Celebrates 100th Optometrist Leaving To Study Medicine
The champagne was flowing today as a large discount optical chain celebrated their 100th optometrist leaving to study medicine.
Staff were treated to dinner...
