Excited doctors today crowded into Copenhagen’s Bella Center for the launch of the newest generation of ultra sophisticated OCT imaging devices, including the first ever with Artificial Emotional Intelligence (AEI).
The Neptunicorn 9000 uses a sophisticated software platform to automatically cancel dinner plans with the doctor’s family when a macula off detachment is detected.
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For doctors without a spouse and children to disappoint, the software will automatically check for any social engagements in the doctor’s calendar, and promptly notify all those involved that the doctor, yet again, will be absent on account of choosing a career where their social life would be controlled by how aggressively a stranger’s vitreous decides to behave.
