Ophthalmologist Finally Gives Up Talking Shit About Optometrists
A local ophthalmologist has today finally given up talking shit about optometrists, ending a 40 year career of criticism and projection based purely on...
“I Now Pronounce You Husband and Wife” Practitioner-Patient Relationship Officially Coverts From Creepy Tryst...
In what can only be described as a supernatural phenomenon, today Dr Sam Brody and his new wife/ongoing patient Libby Templeton, have forever been...
Desperate Optometrist Will IPL Anything For $20
A heavily indebted optometrist today came to the realisation that frankly, he'd be willing to apply Intense Pulsed Light anything for $20.
Struggling to...
AOA and AAO Presidents Agree To Cage Fight At Vegas Octogon
The presidents of the American Optometric Association and The American Academy Of Ophthalmology have decided to settle this beef for good, and cage fight...
After 40 Years, Retiring Ophthalmologist Still Remembered By Colleagues For His Epic Flatulence As...
As the speeches at Dr Frank Lowan's retirement party drew to a close today, it became apparent that despite 40 years of tireless service...
Balding Optometrist Worried His Anterior Scotoma Is Getting Worse
It's 2am and local optometrist Keith Stephenson is having yet another soul crushing look in the mirror as he realises that his hairline is...
Optometrist Keeps Manure In Exam Room To Encourage Patients To Cover Their Damn Noses
A desperate local optometrist today has decided to place a large steaming pile of horse manure in their exam room, in a bid to...
Vindictive Eye Doctor Insists On Talking Tough To Bacteria Before He Kills Them
"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum".
Clinic HR managers are not quite sure how to handle...
New OCT Automatically Cancels Doctor’s Dinner Plans When a Macula Off Detachment Is Detected
Excited doctors today crowded into Copenhagen's Bella Center for the launch of the newest generation of ultra sophisticated OCT imaging devices, including the first...
Practice Employs A Biographer For Patients Who Insist On Telling Their Entire Life Story
A local optometry practice has made the move to employ a biographer to document the life stories of patients who insist on sharing them....
