The state lottery today announced it has upgraded its random number generation technology.
“From now on we will use a non-contact tonometer to generate a series of unrelated numbers, with no clear pattern or relationship.”
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In other news, a global discount optical chain who extensively utilise non-contact tonometers, are claiming somehow to be glaucoma experts.