A lovely older optometrist has today realised that the woman he thought loved him was actually only after his impressive stock of iCare tonometer probes.
The probes, which weirdly have a value per gram greater than gold made the man a valuable target.
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“At first I thought we really hit it off. We chatted for months and when she asked me to send her some iCare probes because her optometrist couldn’t get them in Russia, I didn’t hesitate. After the 20th box I started to think, something wasn’t quite right.”
Family members were distressed to hear that the 20 boxes of highly priced probes amounted to the optometrist’s entire life savings.
“I guess I’ll just keep working until I die. Which is hopefully soon.”
