In a generous move by the Australian colony to their British overlords, the people of Australia have agreed to send 3000 snakes to help administer the Covid19 vaccine.
Prime Minister Scott Morrison said that the deployment of 0.000000001% of Australia’s snakes was the least they could do and that the snakes are expected to touch down at London’s Heathrow airport in 6 weeks, or however long it takes to fly a plane from Australia to anywhere.
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Unfortunately, Hollywood actor Samuel L Jackson is reportedly also on the plane following a mixup at Sydney’s International Qantas terminal. Mr Jackson’s representatives have confirmed that he is apparently quite worked up about it.
