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Optometrist Terrible At Remembering Names, Except The Hot Ones
An optometrist who is usually terrible at remembering names, somehow seems to have a real knack for remembering the names of the hot ones.
This...
Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould
In a surprise to local contact lens specialist Teena Moore, the ghost of Patrick Swayze appeared today while she was taking an impression mould...
Optometrist With Freshly Styled Bouffant Probably Ain’t Doing Any B.I.O Today
In a word of warning to patients of Retro Eyes Dublin, resident optometrist Penny O'Reilly's hair is looking so splendid today that there is...
Coincidence: Study Finds All Visual Fields Performed Just Before 5pm Are Good Enough To Just Repeat In 6 Months
Researchers today announced the shock finding that all visual field tests performed just before 5pm amazingly lead to no change in the patient's management....
Always Sad – Retina and Choroid Agree To Go Their Separate Ways
In a move that has shocked friends, today Retina and Choroid have announced they have decided to part ways after 25 years together.
Sources...
Patient With Really Sore Eye Is Only Available To See You After His Pilates Class at 4pm
Manchester - England. In a case straight from a practice triage instructional video, the staff at Visions Etc Manchester immediately went into emergency red...
Demodex and Staph Aureus Leaders Reach Historic Agreement On Lid Margin Territory Dispute
Brussels - Today marked an end to decades of agitation from both sides as Demodex and Staph Aureus leaders reached a historic agreement to...
Graphic Designer Cannot Believe His Own Brilliance Upon Developing An Eyecare Business Logo In The Style Of A Snellen Chart
Mathias Sleeman today cannot believe his own brilliance after developing a logo for a local optometry startup in the style of a Snellen chart.
CEO,...
Balding Optometrist Worried His Anterior Scotoma Is Getting Worse
It's 2am and local optometrist Keith Stephenson is having yet another soul crushing look in the mirror as he realises that his hairline is...
Optometry Practice Adds Fitting Rooms For Patients Who Prefer To Try On Frames Naked
Munich, Germany - Following extensive patient surveys, MoonVision GmbH today launched their new fitting rooms for patients who would prefer to try on their...
Professionals Who Spend All Day In Dim Rooms Say Children Should Spend More Time Outdoors
In myopia control news an entire profession who spends all day indoors, mostly in dim rooms, has urged children to play outside more.
The new...
Professionals Who Spend All Day In Dim Rooms Say Children Should Spend More Time Outdoors
In myopia control news an entire profession who spends all day indoors, mostly in dim rooms, has urged children to play outside more.
The new...
Code Red: Hungover Optometrist Spots A Family Of Patients At Supermarket
A very hungover optometrist today panicked after spotting a whole family of patients at the supermarket while she was buying 3 litres of Gatorade.
The...
Man Wants To Know If He Can Return His Father’s Barely Worn Frame
A local man, who was carrying an urn and a pile of ashes, has asked if he can return the frames his Father has...
Lottery Uses Non Contact Tonometer To Generate Random Numbers
The state lottery today announced it has upgraded its random number generation technology.
“From now on we will use a non-contact tonometer to generate a...
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Corporate Group Launches New Range of 30 Day Disposable Optometrists
A global megachain of optometry practices has welcomed onboard a new range of 30 day disposable optometrists.
“Just like our patients, our company enjoys low...
Man Wants To Know If He Can Return His Father’s Barely Worn Frame
A local man, who was carrying an urn and a pile of ashes, has asked if he can return the frames his Father has...
Optometrist Keeps Having That Weird Experience Where He Finds Himself Refracting Naked
Local optometrist Dr Chad Chadwick keeps having that same weird experience where he finds himself refracting naked.
“It’s happened like 3 times this week. I...
