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Patient Who Is Never Happy With Anything Just Keeps Coming Back Every Year
The staff at Vision Gainz continue to be puzzled by the fact that a local man, who is never happy with anything they do,...
Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould
In a surprise to local contact lens specialist Teena Moore, the ghost of Patrick Swayze appeared today while she was taking an impression mould...
New OCT Automatically Cancels Doctor’s Dinner Plans When a Macula Off Detachment Is Detected
Excited doctors today crowded into Copenhagen's Bella Center for the launch of the newest generation of ultra sophisticated OCT imaging devices, including the first...
Coincidence: Study Finds All Visual Fields Performed Just Before 5pm Are Good Enough To Just Repeat In 6 Months
Researchers today announced the shock finding that all visual field tests performed just before 5pm amazingly lead to no change in the patient's management....
Always Sad – Retina and Choroid Agree To Go Their Separate Ways
In a move that has shocked friends, today Retina and Choroid have announced they have decided to part ways after 25 years together.
Sources...
Patient With Really Sore Eye Is Only Available To See You After His Pilates Class at 4pm
Manchester - England. In a case straight from a practice triage instructional video, the staff at Visions Etc Manchester immediately went into emergency red...
Demodex and Staph Aureus Leaders Reach Historic Agreement On Lid Margin Territory Dispute
Brussels - Today marked an end to decades of agitation from both sides as Demodex and Staph Aureus leaders reached a historic agreement to...
Graphic Designer Cannot Believe His Own Brilliance Upon Developing An Eyecare Business Logo In The Style Of A Snellen Chart
Mathias Sleeman today cannot believe his own brilliance after developing a logo for a local optometry startup in the style of a Snellen chart.
CEO,...
Balding Optometrist Worried His Anterior Scotoma Is Getting Worse
It's 2am and local optometrist Keith Stephenson is having yet another soul crushing look in the mirror as he realises that his hairline is...
Optometry Practice Adds Fitting Rooms For Patients Who Prefer To Try On Frames Naked
Munich, Germany - Following extensive patient surveys, MoonVision GmbH today launched their new fitting rooms for patients who would prefer to try on their...
Beta Blocker Eyedrops Turn Local Sleaze Into Perfect Gentleman
A man well known for his raging libido and sleazy tendencies has been converted into a perfect gentleman after being prescribed beta blocker eye...
Australian Vision Convention Chaos As Crocodile Attacks Speaker During Plenary Session
Chaotic scenes rocked Australian Vision Convention today as a crocodile attacked a keynote speaker during the conference’s plenary session.
Apparently the crocodile took exception to...
Startup Offers Contact Lens Advent Calendars For Patients Who Love Ordering Random CL’s Without An Rx
A new startup has released contact lens advent calendars, featuring 24 different and exciting contact lenses patients can try in the lead up to...
Trendy Ophthalmologists Name Their Child Pseudomonas
A couple of cool ophthalmologists today welcomed to the world Miss Pseudomonas Greenberg.
The couple’s circle of friends, 99% of whom are also ophthalmologists, were...
Optical Dispenser Insists On High Fiving Every Patient With PD of 69
"Bro, hit me five!" is the shout every other staff member and patient at Chad's Solid Eyes cringes when they hear. It is the...
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Nation Asks Optometrists For Help Deciding Between Two Terrible Options
“They’re both terrible really. Is there another option? Can we go back to the ones before? They seemed better”
The profession of optometry is known...
Corporate Group Launches New Range of 30 Day Disposable Optometrists
A global megachain of optometry practices has welcomed onboard a new range of 30 day disposable optometrists.
“Just like our patients, our company enjoys low...
Man Wants To Know If He Can Return His Father’s Barely Worn Frame
A local man, who was carrying an urn and a pile of ashes, has asked if he can return the frames his Father has...
