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Patient Who Is Never Happy With Anything Just Keeps Coming Back Every Year
The staff at Vision Gainz continue to be puzzled by the fact that a local man, who is never happy with anything they do,...
Patient With Really Sore Eye Is Only Available To See You After His Pilates Class at 4pm
Manchester - England. In a case straight from a practice triage instructional video, the staff at Visions Etc Manchester immediately went into emergency red...
Balding Optometrist Worried His Anterior Scotoma Is Getting Worse
It's 2am and local optometrist Keith Stephenson is having yet another soul crushing look in the mirror as he realises that his hairline is...
Nation Asks Optometrists For Help Deciding Between Two Terrible Options
“They’re both terrible really. Is there another option? Can we go back to the ones before? They seemed better”
The profession of optometry is known...
Local Engineer Nominates Himself For Optometrist Of The Year
A local engineer who figures he knows everything about optics and optometry, despite not being an optometrist, has nominated himself for Optometrist Of The...
Man Meets Soulmate, Gets Married and Celebrates Birth of First Child While Waiting In Ophthalmologist’s Waiting Room
In what has been quite a memorable trip to the eye doctor, local man Ted Manfred today met his soulmate, was married and celebrated...
7 Signs Your Optometrist Is Living In Their Car
If you think that the life of an optometrist is all about golf, business class airfares and creamy banana splits for dessert on a...
Australian Vision Convention Chaos As Crocodile Attacks Speaker During Plenary Session
Chaotic scenes rocked Australian Vision Convention today as a crocodile attacked a keynote speaker during the conference’s plenary session.
Apparently the crocodile took exception to...
Prescription Headlamps Set To Revolutionise Self Driving Car Industry
A new startup is set to revolutionise the self driving car industry with their release of the world's first ever prescription headlamps for myopic...
Deez-Cases Launch First Ever Combined Spectacle and Contact Lens Case
Following a successful venture capital raising round, Deez-Cases have launched a combined spectacle and contact lens case set to disrupt the $1 billion per...
Patient Who Is 25 Minutes Late For Appointment Somehow Thinks You’re Glad To See Them
A local woman has proudly exclaimed “I made it!” as she casually strolled through the door at her local optometry practice, a mere 25...
CDC Recommends Disinfecting Your Optometrist Prior To Sleeping With Them
The Centers For Disease Control today advised the public that it is best to disinfect their optometrists prior to sleeping with them.
CDC Director...
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Nation Asks Optometrists For Help Deciding Between Two Terrible Options
“They’re both terrible really. Is there another option? Can we go back to the ones before? They seemed better”
The profession of optometry is known...
Corporate Group Launches New Range of 30 Day Disposable Optometrists
A global megachain of optometry practices has welcomed onboard a new range of 30 day disposable optometrists.
“Just like our patients, our company enjoys low...
Man Wants To Know If He Can Return His Father’s Barely Worn Frame
A local man, who was carrying an urn and a pile of ashes, has asked if he can return the frames his Father has...
