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Patient Who Is Never Happy With Anything Just Keeps Coming Back Every Year
The staff at Vision Gainz continue to be puzzled by the fact that a local man, who is never happy with anything they do,...
Company CEO Apologises For Whitening Strip and Fluorescein Strip Mixup
Stripco Pty Ltd has issued a company statement apologising for a recent mixup which saw its customers receive fluorescein strips instead of whitening strips.
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Coincidence: Study Finds All Visual Fields Performed Just Before 5pm Are Good Enough To Just Repeat In 6 Months
Researchers today announced the shock finding that all visual field tests performed just before 5pm amazingly lead to no change in the patient's management....
Man Says The Glasses He Bought Three Years Ago and Has Worn Every Day Since Were Never Any Good
A man who has managed to wear his glasses for approximately 1000 days has advised his optometrist that they were never any good and...
Nation Asks Optometrists For Help Deciding Between Two Terrible Options
“They’re both terrible really. Is there another option? Can we go back to the ones before? They seemed better”
The profession of optometry is known...
Man Wants To Know If He Can Return His Father’s Barely Worn Frame
A local man, who was carrying an urn and a pile of ashes, has asked if he can return the frames his Father has...
Ghost of Patrick Swayze Appears While Optometrist Takes Scleral Mould
In a surprise to local contact lens specialist Teena Moore, the ghost of Patrick Swayze appeared today while she was taking an impression mould...
Velvet Dressed Hyperopic Man Is Willing To Help End Myopia Epidemic If You Ladies Are Up For That
A 36 year old hyperopic man today used his Tinder profile to advise that he is willing to help end the myopia epidemic, if...
NBC Premieres “Hilarious Dilated Drivers Caught on Tape”
NBC has announced a hot new series premiering at 8:00pm EST this Friday, where viewers can amuse themselves at the crazy antics of dilated...
New OCT Software Predicts Likelihood Patient Is Related To Nicolas Cage
In a major development in the use of artificial intelligence in medicine, a new OCT software update will now predict the likelihood that a...
Patient Complains About Cost Of Glasses To Optometrist Who Just Had To Pay 200 For A Light Bulb
“Boy doc, you must be making a fortune off these glasses”.
A local man today complained about the cost of glasses to his optometrist,...
Gas, Grass or Ass – Nation’s Optometrists Commence Annual Pilgrimage To Vision Expo
One by one the nation's optometrists have flipped the closed signs on their practice doors, grabbed their tie-dye shirts and piled into vans all...
Ophthalmoscope Manufacturers Seemingly Unaware That A Rechargeable Toothbrush Can Somehow Be Sold For $20
Manufacturers of ophthalmoscopes have reassured their high spending clinics that there’s no way anyone could make and sell a rechargeable handle device which works...
Inflation: Optometrists Will Now Sell 1.75 Pairs For $199
As inflation spikes globally, discount optical providers have been forced to slash the number of pairs of glasses they can sell for the infamous...
Graphic Designer Cannot Believe His Own Brilliance Upon Developing An Eyecare Business Logo In The Style Of A Snellen Chart
Mathias Sleeman today cannot believe his own brilliance after developing a logo for a local optometry startup in the style of a Snellen chart.
CEO,...
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Nation Asks Optometrists For Help Deciding Between Two Terrible Options
“They’re both terrible really. Is there another option? Can we go back to the ones before? They seemed better”
The profession of optometry is known...
Corporate Group Launches New Range of 30 Day Disposable Optometrists
A global megachain of optometry practices has welcomed onboard a new range of 30 day disposable optometrists.
“Just like our patients, our company enjoys low...
Man Wants To Know If He Can Return His Father’s Barely Worn Frame
A local man, who was carrying an urn and a pile of ashes, has asked if he can return the frames his Father has...
