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Patient Who Is Never Happy With Anything Just Keeps Coming Back Every Year
The staff at Vision Gainz continue to be puzzled by the fact that a local man, who is never happy with anything they do,...
Company CEO Apologises For Whitening Strip and Fluorescein Strip Mixup
Stripco Pty Ltd has issued a company statement apologising for a recent mixup which saw its customers receive fluorescein strips instead of whitening strips.
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Balding Optometrist Worried His Anterior Scotoma Is Getting Worse
It's 2am and local optometrist Keith Stephenson is having yet another soul crushing look in the mirror as he realises that his hairline is...
Coincidence: Study Finds All Visual Fields Performed Just Before 5pm Are Good Enough To Just Repeat In 6 Months
Researchers today announced the shock finding that all visual field tests performed just before 5pm amazingly lead to no change in the patient's management....
Always Sad – Retina and Choroid Agree To Go Their Separate Ways
In a move that has shocked friends, today Retina and Choroid have announced they have decided to part ways after 25 years together.
Sources...
Patient With Really Sore Eye Is Only Available To See You After His Pilates Class at 4pm
Manchester - England. In a case straight from a practice triage instructional video, the staff at Visions Etc Manchester immediately went into emergency red...
Demodex and Staph Aureus Leaders Reach Historic Agreement On Lid Margin Territory Dispute
Brussels - Today marked an end to decades of agitation from both sides as Demodex and Staph Aureus leaders reached a historic agreement to...
Graphic Designer Cannot Believe His Own Brilliance Upon Developing An Eyecare Business Logo In The Style Of A Snellen Chart
Mathias Sleeman today cannot believe his own brilliance after developing a logo for a local optometry startup in the style of a Snellen chart.
CEO,...
Balding Optometrist Worried His Anterior Scotoma Is Getting Worse
It's 2am and local optometrist Keith Stephenson is having yet another soul crushing look in the mirror as he realises that his hairline is...
Optometry Practice Adds Fitting Rooms For Patients Who Prefer To Try On Frames Naked
Munich, Germany - Following extensive patient surveys, MoonVision GmbH today launched their new fitting rooms for patients who would prefer to try on their...
A Touching Gesture: Ophthalmologist Implants Ferrero Rocher Following Emergency Christmas Eneucleation
In a touching gesture, a horrific Christmas accident has been turned around by a local ophthalmologist who implanted a Ferrero Rocher following an emergency...
Private Equity Info Night Sells Out
A seminar espousing the benefits of selling your practice to a private equity fund has completely sold out.
Selling out in record time, the sold...
Government Recalls 2014 Batch of Optometry Graduates
The government today issued a mandatory recall of all 2014 graduating optometrists following evidence indicating a bad batch.
Head of Consumer Safety, Dr Peter...
Prescription Headlamps Set To Revolutionise Self Driving Car Industry
A new startup is set to revolutionise the self driving car industry with their release of the world's first ever prescription headlamps for myopic...
Optometry Student Working In Pizza Restaurant Has No Idea This Will Be Life’s Most Enjoyable Job
A 22 year old optometry student working at a local pizza store is completely oblivious to the fact that his job satisfaction is all...
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Nation Asks Optometrists For Help Deciding Between Two Terrible Options
“They’re both terrible really. Is there another option? Can we go back to the ones before? They seemed better”
The profession of optometry is known...
Corporate Group Launches New Range of 30 Day Disposable Optometrists
A global megachain of optometry practices has welcomed onboard a new range of 30 day disposable optometrists.
“Just like our patients, our company enjoys low...
Man Wants To Know If He Can Return His Father’s Barely Worn Frame
A local man, who was carrying an urn and a pile of ashes, has asked if he can return the frames his Father has...
