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Patient Who Is Never Happy With Anything Just Keeps Coming Back Every Year
The staff at Vision Gainz continue to be puzzled by the fact that a local man, who is never happy with anything they do,...
Halloween Special: Crow’s Juicy Feast Thwarted By Dead Man’s Tough Scleral Lenses
A crow today finally met his match as he was unable to enjoy the deliciousness of a recently deceased man's vitreous on account of...
Ophthalmologist and Patient Officially Run Out Of Small Talk After 60th Intravitreal Injection
The silence was deafening in Consult Room 3 today, as a patient and doctor officially ran out of small talk after the patient's 60th...
Nation Asks Optometrists For Help Deciding Between Two Terrible Options
“They’re both terrible really. Is there another option? Can we go back to the ones before? They seemed better”
The profession of optometry is known...
Optometrist Keeps Having That Weird Experience Where He Finds Himself Refracting Naked
Local optometrist Dr Chad Chadwick keeps having that same weird experience where he finds himself refracting naked.
“It’s happened like 3 times this week. I...
Charities Ask Eye Doctors To Please Stop Discarding Old OCT’s In Clothing Bins
The National Association of Charities (NAC) today released a statement urgently asking optometrists and ophthalmologists to please stop trying to dump their old unsellable...
Pseudomonas Infects Cornea In Intricate Plan To Free Brother From Lab Petrie Dish
Determined to find a way to enter the lab where his brother is being held, a local pseudomonas bacterium today infected a cornea as...
Professionals Who Spend All Day In Dim Rooms Say Children Should Spend More Time Outdoors
In myopia control news an entire profession who spends all day indoors, mostly in dim rooms, has urged children to play outside more.
The new...
Toaster At The Breakfast Buffet A Hit At Annual Conference
90% of delegates at this year’s Optometry Congress have rated the conveyor belt toaster at the breakfast buffet as ‘very good’ or ‘excellent’.
Many...
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Nation Asks Optometrists For Help Deciding Between Two Terrible Options
“They’re both terrible really. Is there another option? Can we go back to the ones before? They seemed better”
The profession of optometry is known...
Corporate Group Launches New Range of 30 Day Disposable Optometrists
A global megachain of optometry practices has welcomed onboard a new range of 30 day disposable optometrists.
“Just like our patients, our company enjoys low...
Man Wants To Know If He Can Return His Father’s Barely Worn Frame
A local man, who was carrying an urn and a pile of ashes, has asked if he can return the frames his Father has...
