Optometrist Tunes Out Of Entire Case History While Wondering Why Maverick And Rooster Didn’t Have Navigators While All The Others Had Navigators And Doesn’t Tom Cruise Look Good For His Age

A local optometrist completely tuned out of a case history today while reminiscing about the blockbuster film Top Gun Maverick.

“I realised way too late. She was done talking and I didn’t absorb a single thing. And now I’m too embarrassed to ask her to repeat herself.”

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The patient in question was unaware of the lack of attention she was receiving.

“Oh really? I was just telling her about my flashes and floaters. Not to worry I’m sure they’re normal.”

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