Australian Shaped Corneal Ulcer Is Completely Girt By Oedema
There was no rejoicing today as a previously young and free patient developed a nasty ulcer, which strangely looked like Australia, and was completely...
Optometrists and Nation’s Moms Agree, You’re Watching Too Much TV
Optometrists and nation’s moms completely agree that you should turn the TV off and go outside.
And don’t think for a second that you can...
Beta Blocker Eyedrops Turn Local Sleaze Into Perfect Gentleman
A man well known for his raging libido and sleazy tendencies has been converted into a perfect gentleman after being prescribed beta blocker eye...
Optometrist’s Entire Day Ruined By Seeing Name Of Patient Booked In At 4pm
An optometrist's entire day has been ruined today by seeing the name of that patient scheduled at 4pm.
The patient is question is still having...
Startup Offers Contact Lens Advent Calendars For Patients Who Love Ordering Random CL’s Without...
A new startup has released contact lens advent calendars, featuring 24 different and exciting contact lenses patients can try in the lead up to...
Facebook Finally Quarantines Server Hosting Picture of Viral Conjunctivitis
A sweaty and out of breath Mark Zuckerberg today held a media conference to advise that the company had finally located and quarantined the...
Still Plenty Of Sexy Optometrist Costumes At The Store
Local costume stores have advised there are still plenty of sexy optometrist costumes available despite being this close to Halloween.
The costumes, which feature...
Practice Employs A Biographer For Patients Who Insist On Telling Their Entire Life Story
A local optometry practice has made the move to employ a biographer to document the life stories of patients who insist on sharing them....
Charities Ask Eye Doctors To Please Stop Discarding Old OCT’s In Clothing Bins
The National Association of Charities (NAC) today released a statement urgently asking optometrists and ophthalmologists to please stop trying to dump their old unsellable...
Conference Lecturer Vomiting Nervously Into Toilet Is Honoured To Be Invited To Present Her...
As this morning's breakfast re-emerged from the stomach of Dr Nina Lopez, the young researcher could not help but feel honoured by the invitation...
