Still Plenty Of Sexy Optometrist Costumes At The Store

Costume stores have greatly overestimated how many of these costumes they would sell

Local costume stores have advised there are still plenty of sexy optometrist costumes available despite being this close to Halloween.

The costumes, which feature tassels just like the one’s sexy optometrists wear, are reasonably priced at just $20.20.

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Unfortunately it seems costume stores greatly overestimated the number of sexy optometrist costumes people would buy this Halloween, which means that Vision Direct will most likely be selling these sexy optometrist costumes for less than wholesale next week.

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