Local optometrist Dr Chad Chadwick keeps having that same weird experience where he finds himself refracting naked.
“It’s happened like 3 times this week. I don’t know why, but it’s a little bit weird”.
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Dr Chadwick’s patients don’t seem to mind though as he has experienced a sudden uptick in local ladies who would like their eyes checked. Local widow, Beryl Shadows, told our reporters “You don’t get that at Warby Parker”.
