After having her precious time wasted by men with little or no levels of serious presbyopia, a local woman today has updated her Tinder profile to clarify that she will only consider a relationship with a man if he has an add of +2.50 or higher.
“OMG. What is with guys these days? I mean, who has the time to be dating guys who can read without a hefty near add?” remarked Tammy Botocks to our reporters.
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“I’m just a traditional girl who knows what I want, and to be honest, the bigger the bifocal the better if you know what I’m sayin’ honey”.
Tammy Botocks
Tammy who has a penchant for the finer things in life has been unlucky in love more than once and is determined to find that special someone who fills her basic criteria of end stage presbyopia and a high net worth.
“I’ve seen this guy down at the mall who told me he reads with a magnifier and I really thought he might be the one. But then he pulled it out, and like, OMG it was some junk from the dollar store and I was like, baby, come back to me when you’re drivin’ an Eschenbach”.
