A local shepherd today was too mesmerised by the distant night lights to realise that he was actually having a retinal detachment.
“I can’t believe it, this is just like the Christmas story. The lights are constant and intensely bright. But actually getting less bright now. And what’s with these flies everywhere at night? That’s weird”.
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Unfortunately for the local shepherd, all of the village retinal surgeons have put their shivs down for the year, leaving the shepherd with a permanent scotoma the size of manger.
