Supreme Court Bans Progressives

The United States Supreme Court today banned all progressives.

It’s not clear why the decision was made, given the law entirely protects the right for progressives to exist, but at this point it’s clear they’re just freestyling to appease whomever gave them their jobs in the first place.

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